Spiders On Drugs

Pause the music above before playing, as the narration on this clip is amazing.


My Weekend

You're Really Asking For It

natalie dee


More Questions ... and Some Answers

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Since RT got fired for his poor communication skillz, I'll go with Nate Archibald.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, Do you return your cart?
If I feel like someone is watching....otherwise, I either ditch it on the curb, or if I'm feeling daring, hurl it into the side of a Winnebago full of sleeping carnies.

3. In a social setting, Are you more of a talker or a listener?
It really depends on a lot of different factors. Usually if I know the people, I'm a talker, and if I don't, I'll listen.

4. Do you take compliments well?
I used to have a hard time with this, but I've made it a point to do better, and I think I do.

5. Do you play Sudoku?
If I am bored. I used to have a super Sudoku program on my phone, but now I have a more cumbersome one, so I don't play it anymore.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Of course! Two words: Girl Scouts.

7. Do you like to ride horses?
Love it. The summer after I turned 14 I went to a horse camp... Girl Scouts again.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Besides the horse camp? Yes. When I was nine I was at day camp and fell off a log and cracked my head on a cast-iron grill... damn Girl Scouts.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
I didn't really play games much. I liked playing outside. My babysitter had Sega, and I kicked ass at Sonic The Hedgehog.

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, But you knew he/she was married, what would you do?
I'm supposed to say "No" to this, but I'm gonna have to agree with Nicole, and say, "Is he a doctor?" :)

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Be pursued... what girl doesn't?

14. Use Three words to describe yourself?
Funny, Pink, Buffalo

15. Do any songs make you cry?
Three songs. Not telling.

16. Are you continuing your education?
I did, and then I stopped, and maybe I will again someday.

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Not a handgun.

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
I don't really have any material possessions in this house worth risking my life for.

19. How often do you read books?
I wish it were more often.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Mostly the present, but a lot about the future.

21. What is your favorite childrens' book?
Harold And The Purple Crayon, Where The Wild Things Are, Quick As A Cricket

22. What color are your eyes?
Dark blue

23. How tall are you?

24. Where is your dream house located?
I'm not sure yet.

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
A year and a half-ish ago.

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Broadway and Alameda.

32. Do you like mustard?
All different kids.

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep... always.

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
I look like my sister.

35. How long does it take you to shower?
Too long.

36. Can you do a split?
Right split only.

37. What movie do you want to see?
"He's Just Not That Into You"

39. What did you do for New Year’s Eve?
Watched something crappy and boring on TV.

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
Ha ha ha ha.... not really. Matt scared me, but the movie didn't

42. Do you have your own cellphone?
Since December of 2001... it was the softest piece of plastic I ever laid eyes on.

44. Were you ever a cheerleader or on a dance team?
Not a team, but I danced.

45. Whats the last letter of your middle name?
N. No E... NO E!!!

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
I usually sleep during the day, so not many.

48. Do you like Care Bears?
Sure. I sort of inherited a Care Bears sleeping bag when I was little... pretty neat.

49. What do you buy at the movies?
I try to make other people buy it for me... Diet Coke and some popcorn. If I'm going all out, a box of Junior Mints.

50. Do you know how to play Poker?
"I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart"

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?

52. What do you wear to sleep?
Sleep pants, and a cotton t-shirt. I tried night shirts, but I don't like feeling my legs while I'm trying to sleep.

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Jon Benet.

54. How many meals do you eat in a day?
I'm not a regular eater... sometimes none, sometimes three or four.

55. Is your tongue pierced?

56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
Myspace is the whore of the Internet.

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Funny people... unless the serious people are funny because they are so serious, but then I guess that makes them funny people.

59. Ever been to Los Angeles?
Yep... more than a few times.

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
I wish.

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
What the fongool?!?!

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I like to utilize loopholes in the system.

63. Do you hate chocolate?Obviously, only a hater would phrase the question this way. I like chocolate. (And so does Raz)

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
I have been trying not to fight with my mom lately, and this has resulted in long periods of non-communication. My dad is fun to fight with, though. Today he told me I am mysterious, and I told him to get used to it. Yeah, he's fun to fight with.

65. Are you a gullible person?
Not usually. I'm more of a cynic.

66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
No, but it's nice.

67. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
Fashion consultant to the stars.

68. Are you easy to get along with?
When I'm not being difficult.

69. What is your favorite time of day?
Whisper time.


Kiss My Pineapple

natalie dee

Twenty Five Things You May (Or May Not) Already Know About Me

1. I did not attend Kindergarten. Instead, I went to a Montessori school, where I learned how to peel carrots, stack chairs, do tangram puzzles, and read at a 5th grade level.

2. I will clean up poop, change a colostomy or catheter bag, hold a peed-on diaper, wipe boogers, spit-up, or drool, but absolutely, under no circumstances will I can I handle vomit... not even on TV.

3. In the 9th grade, I threw a gallon jug of milk up in the air and watched it bust open on my mother's dining room carpet. I let the dog in to clean it up, and never said a word when my mom asked why we were already out of milk.

4. I have never been on a date with someone who wasn't already my boyfriend.

5. When I was 12, my dad and I were at Foley's (now Macy's), where he decided to quietly go around the whole store and expose one breast of each of the female mannequins. It made me laugh so hard I completely peed my pants.

6. I tried biscotti for the first time ever this week.... yum!

7. I have a massive TV crush on Ryan Buell from Paranormal State. I think it's the ghosts that make him sexy.

8. There are three songs on this planet that are guaranteed to make me cry from the moment I hear the first chord.

9. My rotten ex-boyfriend got me into the band that is now my all-time favorite on the planet, but unlike him, I find them impossible to replace.

10. I am challenged when it comes to being aware of my surroundings. Joanna says I am a cat with it's whiskers cut off because I am constantly running into things and tripping over my own feet.

11. I learned to drive while barefoot, and I still don't like wearing shoes in the car.

12. I have never laughed more with anyone than I do with Joanna Shirk.

13. Yesterday I wished out loud that a child I know had progeria, so that he could just be old already.

14. I am absolutely fascinated with shipwrecks. I also like abandoned hotels, and old sanitariums.

15. I don't ever remember believing in Santa Claus.

16. The older I get, the less I trust my mother.

17. When I was 14, my brother and I were throwing rocks at cars and one guy got out and chased us with a gun. To this day, I have never been so scared.

18. I absolutely believe in feng shui, the law of attraction, psychics, astrology, ghosts and demons.

19. I can't stand James Lipton, or the stupid music on the show, but I think I love watching "Inside the Actor's Studio"

20. I know of one person who is really afraid of me, and I every time I run into them, I can see it in their eyes.

21. I don't think anyone could even imagine the dirty things I would do to Ed Westwick if I got my hands on him.

22. My 21st birthday was the best birthday of my life, and I wasn't even drunk.

23. I have to wear pants when I sleep-- I can't stand nightgowns.

24. My favorite movie of all time is "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", but only the original one with Gene Wilder.

25. I love peas.

I Love This Face!

January 22, 2009

This pretty baby is ONE YEAR OLD!

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